Monday, February 7, 2011

Characteristics of a Smoove Girl

Sup guys blametruth here and today the ladies are on my mind. Idk but to me a smoove girl is hard to come by these days. Maybe I'm too picky or maybe I'm not but smoove girls are extremely rare maybe it's the culture. Idk about in other places but the culture in America is all wrong. Let me explain. Hair color. To me a smoove girl has realistic hair color. None of that artificial food coloring. I'm talking about that green, that purple, that blue, that is a no no for me. Seriously some of these girls bleach their hair to get different colors. That is not a smoove move you feel me. The next thing we have to talk about is piercings. I am not a fan of piercings. I believe that a smoove girl should only have piercings in her ears. No belly button piercings, no nose rings, no lip ring, no anyother places rings. Especially those anyother places rings because that means that you exposed yourself to let somebody but a ring in that place. That's a big no no. ButI mean belly button piercings are okay but it's unnecessary. It doesn't really bother me but it's unnecessary. And nose rings are a big no no. I mean I've avoided dates because she had a nose ring, come to think about it I saw her yesterday. But yea and it looks bad and it's totally distracting during a conversation. It's like that mole dude in Austin Powers it's that distracting. So nose rings are a big no no. But this whole notion of the lip ring omg why in the world would a smoove girl want to put a ring on their lip especially when some of these girls have really nice lips. Why would you want to ruin your nice lips with a ring. Even lipstick, around my age group girls don't wear lipstick and that's a good thing because if you have nice lips why do you need lipstick. Now tattoos. I am not a big fan of tattoos. What can I say. Cause when I see a tattoo the first thing that comes to mind is look at that stain on the body lol. Why would you put that stain on your body girl. I mean some people get tattoos to show appreciation for like a loved one, children and I don't have a problem with that but at the same time if I had children I wouldn't be tattooing their names on my body lol. Tattoos that are no visible are even worse like a tramp stamp. When I see a tramp stamp I just want to leave lol. I just make up an excuse and leave. And what's more the girl has to expose herself, she let an artist see all the goods what does that say about the girl hehe. But the real reason why women get tattoos is because they are terrible flirts. They can't flirt so they get tattoos to make it easier to flirt. That's what happens, I mean your talking to them and their like o I have a tattoo it's natural to say o really where and then they say well and then the giggling comes in and they start laughing. You see that's the real reason, I uncovered the mystery while blogging why girls get tattoos it's because they are terrible at flirting. A tattoo makes it easier for them to socialize and that is what they really want. So whenever I find a woman who doesn't have weird piercings and tattoos I'm giving them smoove points because you know how people give other people cool points I give them smoove points because smoove points are better than cool points they're smoother lol. Another characteristic of a smoove girl would be none of that fake stuff none of that silicon nonsense. I am not a fan of the silicon lol. And technology is changing so it might not even be silicon anymore who knows what it is. And this whole thing with the silicon is that your basically lying to us. Girls with silicon are lying to us, those aren't the size of your boobs your lying to us. Seriously I mean you cant get mad when she starts lying to you when your going out cause before she even met you she has been lying to you. So I'm not a fan of silicon. That fake stuff doesn't make you special maybe it will get you a cameo appearance on Manswers but that's it lol. I guess I could talk about some smoove personality characteristics but nobody wants to hear that nonsense, personality isn't entertaining people don't want to hear that or do they idk I guess I will have to revisit this topic to be continued I guess idk if you guys want to hear more let me know I can talk about this all day. But yea it's been your boy blametruth signing out YEa!!

4 comments:

  1. Man why all the hate for piercings and tats. Punk is sexy.

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  2. you do not know what it is to talk to a girl who used to be really hot then got a nose ring its heartbreaking

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  3. Punk can be sexy, but there's a fine line between punk and holy-shit-she's-a-psycho.

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  4. hahahaha. im okay with the hair color, but year i do agree on the nose ring. it can be bit of throw-off

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